Song of the Week: Meat Thermometer

Every week you get a new song from Mike Votava. How cool is that?! It’s super cool!

About a week ago I received a free turkey from the grocery store. It was the best day of my life!

Upon hearing this news, my friend Amanda Winterhalter became very excited. She suggested I write a song about it. She thought that the phrase “meat thermometer” had a nice ring to it.  I agreed. I took her up on her suggestion.

What happened next will not surprise you in any way. I made a song called Meat Thermometer. Are you surprised? I didn’t think so.

Mike Votava Song of the Week: Meat Thermometer


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Meat thermometer is a phrase that has strong potential for fun/gross sexual innuendos. I could have easily gone that route but ultimately didn’t push that idea too far. Instead you get a mostly harmless rock song about turkey cookin’ good times. But if I ever write a song called Meat Thermometer again, it will be disgusting.


Meat Thermometer
by Mike Votava

Gobble Gobble
turkey turkey
in the oven
need some lovin’

My meat thermometer is gonna take your temperature
when it’s time, just say the word

come on over
take your places
I got a free turkey
I’m feedin’ faces

My meat thermometer is gonna take your temperature
when it’s time, just say the word

this bird will never fly again
what’s left over will be frozen
Follow directions
show me what to do
cooking turkey noodle soup

super sexy
hot and juicy
be my baby
loosey goosey

My meat thermometer is gonna take your temperature
when it’s time, just say the word