Here is a song that I wrote.
It documents the never-ending internal struggle of man vs. potato.
It is called Baked Potato Blue.
Let go.
Listen.
Things will be all right.
Wash your potato blues away.
Baked Potato Blue
by Mike Votava
Why are you yelling at my potato?
what did it do to you to warrant this reaction?
I think you hurt his feelings
so you better say your sorry
don’t know what I’m gonna do
you’re making my baked potato blue
You can pass me the bacon
you can pass me the butter
if you don’t shut your stupid face
I’m gonna shut it for you
my potato needs some lovin’
and its gonna be delicious
don’t know what I’m gonna do
you’re making my baked potato blue
Breaks my heart to see my potato crying
look what you’ve done
I hope that you’re happy
now it’s time to put him down
down in my belly
don’t know what I’m gonna do
you’re making my baked potato blue