Dear Arnold,
The next time you make a long youtube video where you “break down” all your iconic roles, please remember to talk about the time you played Ben Richards in The Running Man. The Running Man is my favorite movie of all time, and quite possibly the greatest movie ever made. And honestly, I’m a little offended that you didn’t talk about it. What were you thinking, not talking about The Running Man in your YouTube video? Are you some kind of stupid idiot or something?
That’s all.
Love, MJV
P.S. — How many kids do you have? I would like to know.