Today I typed in the phrase my shoes hurt into Google image search. I was very unimpressed with what I saw. Mostly it was a bunch of stupid crap — pictures of dumb feet and shoes. Rather than do the typical American thing of complaining about situations and not do anything about it, I decided to actually do something about it.
Below you will see my contribution to the my shoes hurt Google image search problem, a problem that has been plaguing me all god damn day. My hope is that the next time you search for my shoes hurt via Google image search that you will see this beautiful creation.
If you were wondering, I did not invent the phrase my shoes hurt. It is my favorite line from a very funny Mr. Show Sketch — Why Me? The Bob Lamonta Story.
Oh, and by the way, my shoes hurt. They really do.