Pete Weber is the Greatest Bowler of All Time

By December 21, 2020 Sports

I don’t know exactly how I got here but the fact remains that I am here. I’ve reached the point in the pandemic where I’m tired and lonely, eating a cup full of Swedish fish, drinking whiskey, and writing a blog post at 3am about Pete Weber.

Pete Weber is without a doubt the greatest bowler of all time. He’s like the Hulk Hogan of bowling. He could beat Muhammad Ali in a bowling match blindfolded with both hands tied behind is fart.

Just look at this guy. Amiright?!!!

Now that’s a guy who looks like he can bowl. That’s because he can! The dude can roll. He’s also got an attitude. Who doesn’t love a bowler with an attitude? That’s the best kind of bowler.

If professional bowling was an Olympic sport, Pete Weber would have five-thousand medals, and he’d win the academy award for “Best Lifetime Achievement in Bowling and/or Other Bowling Like Activities” every year. He’s that good!

How good is Pete Weber? Let me answer your question with another question followed by an immediate answer that doesn’t make any sense.

Who do you think you are?! I am!

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