Here is something that I found on the internet today. I present you with a plate vending machine.

The best part is when the plate falls from its perch, smashes into bits, and gets spit out of the bottom of the machine.  I like that part.

The second best part is the broom that can be seen in the background leaning against the machine.

I wonder how much it costs to get a plate. I wonder who is in charge of refilling the machine.

Whenever I hear a plate crashing like that I always think of the memorial service organ player sketch from the show I Think You Should Leave.