Earlier today, I went to this really boring presentation for work. Going into I knew it would be bad. But I also new there would be free lunch. And where there’s lunch, there is sandwiches. And where there are sandwiches, you will find MJV.

This week’s song of the week is inspired by that very presentation. It is called Boring Presentation.

A few things you should know about this song.

I wish it were longer.

I don’t say that often about my songs but this one could use another verse/chorus combo and a bridge.  The chord progression is fun and the melody is good, i just want a little more. Maybe I’ll add some more later.

I screwed up the second part of the first verse.

Instead of singing “What’s the KPI of wasting my goddamn time” it should be “what’s the ROI of wasting my goddamn time”. Whoops! Who’s the dummy now? I’m the dummy now. Sad face.

I ate a lot of sandwiches at the event.

As many as I could. First, I had to wait for that dumb guy to shutup.

Boring Presentation
By Mike Votava

I cannot wait for this dumb guy to stop talking about
all this stupid crap that I don’t care about
Please save your questions till the end
got one chambered up for him
what is the KPI of wasting all my goddamn time

I came for the sandwiches
Beautiful sandwiches
the sandwiches