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My friend Travis has a very strong opinion about the images he accidentally discovers using Google image search for *legitimate purposes. He thinks that they are the best. He talks about it all the time. Every day Travis is all like, “Google image search this,” and, “Google image search that.” I don’t mind though, I’m a fan of the Google image search engine myself.
Regardless of whatever phrase Travis is searching for — dead baby haircuts, California ding dong kitten surprise, electric pizza tornado — he claims that there is always at least one image that makes him laugh.
I can say with all certainty that Kurt Vonnegut’s Breakfast of Champions is by far the first book I’ve read in 2014. You want visual proof? I give you Exhibit A – a photo of me reading the book taken just moments ago. Ah ha! Put that in your mustache and smoke it.
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