“Swan Knocker” is a song about an annoying swan that spends all day knocking on people’s doors.
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“Ode to Apollo” is a sad song about a great champion. Keep punching in heaven, Apollo.
“Sweet Pajama Shark” is an experimental love song forged from the bottom of my butt.
“Broken Heads” is a new Mike Votava song that sounds nothing like a Wham! song.
Toni Braxton’s Unbreak My Heart is not a goddamm sing along.
An awesome rock song inspired by Pete Weber, the greatest bowler of all-time. This is part 2 of my special collaboration project with Nick Droz.
A definitive ranking of every I Am A Taco TikTok video.
You need to spend more time with The Hi-Liners.
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