Trouble is a cat. He lives in Bellingham, USA. We’ve spent a lot of time together over the years. I don’t think he likes me very much but I’m not too upset about it. That’s just how he is. I’ve pet his head a million times and you know how many times he has petted my head? Zero. A big goose egg on the MJV head pets.  He is lucky that I don’t hold grudges.
The other day I wrote this song about him. There are two versions —The super short version and the regular long version. Here they both are. I will leave it up to you to decide which one is better.
Super Short Version
Regular Long Version
The song is pretty rough at the moment. A more polished version may make an appearance somewhere down the road. Who knows. Thank you for paying attention to me.