I made a new song. It could possibly be the dumbest thing I have ever made. I’ve made A LOT of dumb things in my days, but this song is currently wearing “the dumbest thing I’ve ever made” championship belt.
The song is called Butt In My Face (I Don’t Want Your). It even has a dumb name!
Give it a spin. It won’t take you long to figure out that it is waaaaaaaaaaaayyy longer than it needs to be (It’s over eight minutes long, BTW) But then again, maybe that’s part of the song’s charm. It just keeps going and going. Listen for too long and the song is bound to get stuck in your head. Then one day you’ll catch yourself singing it at something that likes to put its butt in your face.
I like to sing this song at the cat. He loves to put his butt in my face, which I don’t care for. So I dedicate this song to the cat. Meow meow meow.
Bonus Song Nugget #1
Behold…. An instrumental version
Check it out. An instrumental version of Butt In My Face (I Don’t Want Your). It’s a lot like the regular version, only with far fewer butts.
Butt In My Face (I Don’t Want Your)
by Mike Votava
I don’t want your butt in my face
Big fat wiener
big fat wiener
ding dong dinger
ding dong donger